Swear I could hit a home run with this thang

Batters up! Flashback to baseball season when I took my bull’s

Don't get me wrong: I welcome all of the bases, but please, just

Don't get me wrong: I adore all the bases, but please, just hit

I enjoy all the bases, but please, just hit a home run.

Don't get me wrong; I like all the bases, but enough already;

Don't get me wrong; I really like all the bases, but enough already;

Don't get me wrong; I actually love all the bases, but enough

Don't get me wrong, I love all the bases, but let's just hit

Don't get me wrong, I love all the bases, but let's just hit

Don't get me wrong, I love all the bases, but let's just hit

I finally did it! I hit a Home run out the back of polo grounds!