"Yeah Pumpy? You like that?"

"Does Pumpy need relief?"

"Aww...do girls ignore Pumpy?"

"Where you goin' Pumpy?"

"When's the last time a girl touched you Pumpy?"

"Does Pumpy have a cheerleader fetish?"

"You just don't seem to be making any progress, Pumpy..."

"OMG! I'm beautiful!"

"OMG! You would look so cute with boobies!"

"OMG! Pumpy...so much cummies!"

"This is your goon space...Pumpy, you can do anything..."

"OMG Gooner! You forgot to cut your fucking nails!"