Mysterious Canton man walks around wearing no pants and places

wish I had a penis to surprise people with

Surprise!

Surprise! 😁

Surprise 🥵

Did I surprise you a little

Surprise

I was in for a surprise as my dick one day just fell of and I

How do you feel about my big surprise?

She thought it was just a regular night out, but when she got

Did I surprise you?

Surprise 😳