Ever think about how crazy it is that our tummies literally growl

She said she wanted a hands-on boss...and I'm definitely not

I could never relax in a swimming pool while my gf found it soothing.

You should've said you're here! (not complaining)

Would you spank me if I said please?

My neighbour said I have great boobs..

My best friend's little sister was always complaining about how

Do as I said and take care of my mouth, and stop complaining

Tell your dick I said hi

My bro was always complaining that girls can’t take his whole

My husband called to check on me, said the neighbors were complaining

We were hanging out having a beer and complaining about our girlfriends