My coworkers are often surprised when I turn around

My boss is always surprised when I stand up

Wait to see my back...Did I get you surprised?

even the regular guys at the gym are surprised

My coworkers are always surprised when I turn around

You can admit that you got surprised

Slap my ass if you were surprised

I sit at a desk all day but I bet my coworkers are surprised

My coworkers are always surprised when I turn around

Guys who are at least 5 inches weren't surprised that im that

Are you surprised at all

My coworkers are always surprised when I turn around