Dresses and underwear don't go well together

I want to take off my underwear and spread my legs, but it would

Underwear is never required here

There’s no need for underwear

Underwear is never an option...

No need for any underwear

been told this dress is just way too short to wear without underwear

Dates are more fun with less underwear

I think it's much better without underwear

I think I forgot to put on my underwear

I never wear underwear because it's superfluous.

I don't wear underwear on a first date