I missed my cup … only at first

Oops! I totally missed the toilet

Pretty sure I completely missed the toilet at first... Oops

Should I give you a golden shower next time I have to pee or

Missed my cup and got some on the bed oops

Oops…. I missed the cup a little. Could you use your mouth

Oops…. I missed the cup a little. Could you use your mouth

Oops I missed the toilet completely 😏😜

Pissing in a cup 🤭 missed a little

Oops I missed the toilet

Oops I missed the toilet and made a bit of a mess, will you clean

I almost hit the ceiling with my jet of piss, oops