Can an HR rep like me be your office wife? [F]

This isn't how an HR rep should act, but I'm having fun anyway!

Am I that curvy HR rep you fantasize about?

This HR rep loves being the office tease

This hr rep is full of surprises

Have you ever seen a thick HR rep?

I just want to be your favorite HR rep

This HR rep wants to be bent over her desk

Can I be the HR rep you fantasize about?

Am I too thick for an HR rep?

Have you ever seen a thick HR rep?

would you add a thick HR rep to your to do list?