Am I your type ? be honest

Would you creampie me if I was your roommate?

If I was your roommate would you do me ?

Your crush assured you that her boyfriend would be away all weekend,

May I be your roommate with benefits ?

If I was your roommate would you fck me everyday

if you were my roommate, would you offer to help out?

I'm practicing before I go out on a date tonight - if you were

Would I be a distracting roommate?

My roommate threw me away. Can I sleep tonight here?

Do you accept me being your roommate and walking around like

I sent this to my roommate, I hope he doesn't tell his girlfriend