He always finds his human toilet…

Open wide and be my toilet!

Come a little closer so I can use your mouth as a toilet instead

Can I use you as my toilet?

I would love for the toilet to be your face!

your mouth will be my favorite toilet

you caught me pissing on the toilet whats next

Pee in my toilet

I want a new toilet and your face looks perfect

setting up my toilet for a refreshing pee just for you!

I love feeling like a toilet

I sat on the toilet chair with the funnel securely locked in