May I cook you breakfast? ☺️ 28F

May I be first on your "to do" list this morning?

May I call you my Reddit crush?

May I be your guilty pleasure this weekend?

May I slap them in your face?

I may have to add you to my to-do list.

I may not be the best cook but I’ll make sure you always eat

May I can cook something for us tonight

I may not be the best cook but I'll make sure you always eat

I may not be the best cook but I'll make sure you always eat

I may not be able to cook you dinner, but I can certainly whip

I may be chubby and ugly, but 1) I cook well 2) I write back