"I knew you were fast, but I guess this is a record honey, haha"

She was originally texting to say she would be staying later,

The deal was that they'd always use condoms.. I guess they're

The deal had been condom and no anal.. Guess none of them cared

At least she brings something back for you I guess...

She always said he had a small dick... guess she was lying

If she's alone with him she may get consumed by lust and second

No Netflix and chill tonight I guess...

Your wife wanted to try this guy out she met on tinder to see

You're allowed to kiss her and try to guess by the taste of his

If she'll send videos I guess it's all right...

I guess it wasn't a joke...