Bro I thought that was a real cat 😭😭💀. I was thinking

Havent been posting much on here since multiple people are apparently

once you go black, you will never go back is no motherfucking

Katie's friend Joe wasn't answering any of her calls- she thought

oh shit i thought i was alone....

“Woah who’s this girl in Mark’s bed, she kinda looks like

can you imagine if he walked in on us...oh shit!

“Oh god… you scared the shit out of me dude, don’t do that

Finally broke out my new 13inch dildo and oh boy 😍😮‍💨

I was tired of being the nerdy guy, so I wished for a new life,

Oh shit I thought it meant real desperate housewives

"Oh Shit, I'm not done." I cried out as my son walked in on me.