Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Pull up a seat, better yet your face!

can your face be my new seat

I need a seat, can I borrow your face to sit on?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face makes the best seat

I’m looking to have a seat is your face available?

I need a seat daddy. can i use your face

Pretty please let me put these in your face

Can ur face be my seat

I'm in need of a seat, can I borrow your face?