Is your face or your lap a better seat? 😈

Excuse me, can I use your face as my personal seat?

Any chance I can use your face as my personal seat?

Now that I have your attention...can I also have your face as

Looking for a pretty face to use as my personal seat today...

Bring that face here beta, I'm going to use it as my personal

I know you´ll love that I use your pretty face as my personal

I want to use your face as my personal seat

Oh hey good morning. May I take a seat on your face? Kinda wanna

Imagine your wife's disappointment if she found out I use your

can i use your face as my personal seat? f18

The most exciting moment of your day is when I use your face