couldn’t wait until hump day

Why wait until Thanksgiving to get some stuffing?

I knew my brother couldn’t be trusted, our mom thought it would

After I caught her cheating, i didn’t show up to our anniversary

*wink wink* 😉 Why wait until the Wednesday, when you can ravage

"I can't believe they actually passed this barbaric law. Women

Wait until the end to see why I'm choking

I just couldn’t wait until hump day….you should have seen

"I can't believe they actually passed this barbaric law. Women

why couldn't he at least wait until we got home... good thing

Why wait until I get home when I can do it right here?

Why wait until the cuck gets home