My door is unlocked. Wife and kids are napping upstairs. Be quick

The door’s unlocked…

oI was so excited to order my first ever eggplant pizza, and

You Are Not a Man

Pulling an all nighter, coffee is necessary

Shoot your kids up my pretty Asian pussy please

How often would you visit if I lived next door? 😋

How often would you visit if I was next door?

It's sunday and I'm procrastinating housework. Why don't you

I've never been to a sleepover, but this is what I'm wearing

When the kids go back to school...

Imagine if I moved in next door