She seems to have forgotten that you're sitting right there.

He makes sitting by the window exciting

Your wife made some new friends at the park

When they text you while you're sitting at home

A new watering hole in town!

the only way to keep her gym membership...

And she's sitting on your lap, pinning you down so you can't

When they text you while you're sitting at home

ALWAYS TAKE YOUR CHANCES

There must be a way to convince him!

I married for money when I should've married for dick

My pussy took such a fucking beating last night