Where would you let me sit? Face or lap?

Can i borrow your lap for a sec? need a place to sit

Can I borrow your face for a sec? 😇

Can I sit on your lap?

Can we borrow your tongue for a sec?🥵

Shall I sit on your face or your lap first

Hoping to borrow your face for a sec step bro

Hoping to borrow your face for a sec

Let me borrow your face for a sec..

May I borrow your face for a sec ?

Can i borrow your mouth for a sec

All this ass and nowhere for it to sit, can I borrow your lap