Any volunteers to actually fold me in half?

fold me in half for easy access :•)

Fold In Half For Easy Access

Fold In Half For Easy Access

Fold in Half for Easy Access

Fold in Half for Easy Access

Fold In Half For Easy Access

Fold in Half for Easy Access

TOUCHDOWN! It's Football Sunday and I'm wound up! I also love

Fold in Half for Easy Access

Fold in Half for Easy Access

Fold me in half then eat my ass