Anyone got a free hand, hole or mouth? I could use some help

Who wants to lend a hand (or a hole)?

can someone lend a helping hand? Or hole?

Can I borrow a hand or hole?

Wish that was someone's hole in place of my hand

Helping hand?

Want to lend a hand…or a hole?

I could use an extra hand…or hole

I could do with a helping hand (or hole)

My hand isn’t a proper hole…

I need a hole instead of my hand

I could use a helping hand or hole