Me: Why are you so obsessed with me? Also me:

Have you been wondering why your girlfriend loves her new job

The reason why I always leave the shower with a big smile

Why dont you try a thick girl out... youll never regret it

Taar Bijli se patle hamare piyaa

This shit look good don’t why it’s so black

The reason why minor s*x is not allowed

Reason why my ex is still calling me

Reason why my ex still messaging me

Why use one hole when you can have all three?

Why do cats do this?

That’s why I got pregnant at 43yo…