Your gf said she was going to a company outing over the weekend.

She said she’d be home later and she misses you. Really what

"Just relax and let me take care of you"said my wife as she put

“I now get what girls meant they said it’s a relief to get

He said he was tired. I said I didn't care.

My son said he's been giving his school lunch money to his bully

Step cousin said he wanted to play.. I wasn't sure what he meant

Do as I said and take care of my mouth, and stop complaining

I didn't know this is what she meant when she said she's good

what I meant when I said I like to be checked out

When I said I can take a lot I meant it

My prof said that I looked like barbie... I guess he meant he