You'll never be up to my rubbery best friend but...I was in need

A beta could never measure up :)

That tiny thing could never measure up to my standards!

You can never quite measure up can you?

Hey beta, let's do SPH, I want to laugh at that disgusting little

Little betas can never match my standards!

I smile because I know you can never measure to my standards!

I don't respects Betas because they can never measure up!

You could never measure up to my standards!

We've got a new beta loser!!! Meet Rohn! He's 27 years old and

I bet your to afraid to let my tape measure anywhere near your

Let me measure your beta shrimp so I can humiliate you!