Can I have a seat on your face?

Umm I think your face is my assigned seat?

is the seat on your face available?

Hi babe! Mind if I used your face an my seat please?

Can I use your face as a seat?

i need a seat and your face looks like the best place

I googled “the best seat in the house” and a picture of your

A true gentleman would offer me a seat…on his face!

Just waiting for my seat (your face)

Ready to take a seat...is your face free?

may I use your face as my seat

Your face would make a great seat for this ass...