Goddess did let me out and I'm ever so grateful. She said a good

She said it was the best alarm cock ever..

A very successful business man once said. Never ever!! Put all

The worst thing I've ever done was convince my girlfriend to

Every guy I’ve ever dated has said that the amount I cum is

patient said i’m the thickest he’s ever seen

patient said i'm the thickest he's ever seen

She said it was her first time ever giving a blowjob…

She said "have I ever told you, you have a pretty dick?" then

Who ever said trans guys can’t cross dress? ;)

Wife came home from a night out with coworkers. She walked though

He said that he never came like this before - ever