That's right boys. Stay gooning. When you good, your brains melt,

I had to shoo the sheepdog away because he thought DMing me certain

That's it boys, just relax, and massage those nasty thoughts

Have I made my quota yet? Is this just a trap to get more cows?

Let's turn your brains to mush boys! Come to my stables and let's

Now that we've pumped those brain cells out, lets PUMP in some

Just pump pump pump you soldier boys! I bet you really want to

Forever and ever. Just pump away boys. The Head Cow title is

This soldier thinks they can hypnotize the Master of Mesmeriziation?

Keep watching boys. Don't listen to the moans of your fellow

my view as i stare moan and pump my brains away

Pump your mind away, slam your self worth down onto a toy and