original post: https://redd.it/11detxv
New Alarm Clock
TossBlowjobNotCoins by Brilliant_Smell_8091
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Can I be your alarm clock
Who needs an alarm clock? I’ll wake you up with good head
When you set your alarm clock to play music
I want you to wake up in the morning not from the alarm clock
Jynx Maze Alarm Clock
I ditched my alarm clock to wake up like this
I’m from the 80s. Rather than use modern tech as an alarm clock,
I'm his alarm clock
What if your alarm clock was my ass clapping in your face?
Need a bud to use as an alarm clock for the foreseeable future
Slap that gym butt hard in the morning so the neighbor doesn't