Hi my name is Tommy and i’ll be your uber driver

I wish it would get warmer out so I could drive my Uber in these

Wyd if I was your uber? 👀

You call an Uber and I arrive like this, wyd next?

This why your Uber was late

wyd if ur my uber driver

You walk in on me jerking, wyd?

Wyd 👀

Your Uber driver is her

You walk in on me like this, wyd?

bustin a load behind my Uber driver

wyd if i'm ur uber driver :P