The difference between you and your dad. And why he gets to do

Your dad marking the love of your life.. [Gf/Father/Cheating]

Your girlfriend had been trying for months.. Finally something

You could hear your dad and your fiancée through the wall, when

You had placed it so that she couldn't avoid finding it.. [Gf/Father/Cheating]

None of your girlfriends ever could. At least this one still

Your girl has started working out.. Just not in the way you think

Let me guess. She's never been that enthusiastic with you? [Gf/Father/Cheating]

At least now you know? [Gf/Father/Cheating]

He gives her everything you can't. It wasn't a heard decision

Would you come date me tonight?

Omg, who wants some strutting