Yes. I do make house calls and while you're out fighting crime

im tired but I’d be still down for a round of you wanna join

This is my way of saying, "I need to be bent over the bed immediately!"

Come put me to bed? 🥺

Im already bent over for you ;)

Just trying to convince you to get in this bed with me

Im just waiting for you to come to bed

Im trying to hypnotize you. Youre getting very...horny...

Trying to get you to spend the day with me in bed 🙈

I found mommy bent over on her bed, trying to fuck her asshole,

Just trying to tempt you to come back to bed 😋

Im trying to fuck a redditor in every state... what state are