Im looking for a face to sit on ;)

Im looking for a seat, is your face available?Just a simple ass

mind if I take a seat on your face?

I’m looking for a seat, is your face free?

Looking for a seat, and your face looks mighty comfy 😋

Get my seat ready... I'm talking about your face ofc ;)

Looking for the face to seat on

Looking for a seat... is your face available by any chance

I’m taking a seat on your face

Can I use your face as my new seat (im serious)

My ass is looking for a comfortable face

Can i use your face as a seat?