Your mom had to guess which player on the football team she was

Your mom always liked to listen when you'd call her and complain

(M/S) Mom Always Knows Best

Your daughter is always ready and willing to fill in for her

Honestly, my Mom always end in the wrong neighborhood and later

Your mom gets gangbanged every night nowadays.. you always hear

Mom's dessert always brightens my day.

My mom always knew how to manipulate my mind

Mom always gets what she needs

I didn’t know people liked boobs like mine… I’ve always

This 40 y/o mom decided to become the slut she’s always wanted

POV: I bullied you at college and my mom just wanted to apologize