Your girlfriend told you she's "sucking up" to her trainer for

He was meant to pull out, but she wasn’t complaining.

When you got home she made it very clear that she would never

When you lost your job your friend offered you and your wife

Women weren’t meant to be monogamous creatures

You didn't mind taking the couch if it meant they'd be sharing

5 years of hard work and loyalty to your boss meant nothing when

When your bull said he was gonna make your wife his sex toy,

Guess she meant that for small ones like yours😂

It was meant to be happened

So that’s what she meant when she said she wanted a spit roast

Rules were meant for breaking