Please have a seat ;) [M]

[F] Is this seat octopied?🌊🐙💦

Just trying to [f]ind a seat.

excuse me, is this seat taken? 📚🤓 [F•23]

Don’t mind me, just having fun in the passenger seat! (F)

Would you like to take a seat on my chair? (f)

May I take a seat on your 🍆? [f]

Another oblivious neighboring passenger, and the (f)un I have

Can I offer you a seat today- Gurgaon M25

I'll just have a seat

262 Who needs a seat?

The view you’d have just before I take a seat (f)