(F)ew hours left at work and can’t wait to go home to play

You only looked left and right

Go ahead and pick up right where I left off Gooner. Where ya

My masculinity dissolved while gooning for celebs, and my bud

Left: Your Goon Buds. Right: You. Their cock: Porn they're feeding

I'm so gooned idk how much left I got 🐽🐽🐽

How I picture every gooner who sees this post

Surely I’m not the only person just like this, I can’t help

Picture This: It’s 5 Days post NNN and you still haven’t

As soon as my girl left, you couldn't help but be a good bud

I’ve been edging for hours, I would hate if anyone made me

That’s how I spend my day when I’m left alone xoxo