Mom picked up Marcus from school instead of me. I had to walk

I thought Mom came to my aid as I lay beaten on the floor but

Mom was supposed to be watching my soccer game but she got bored

Mom decided to ditch me and go to my bullies 4th of July party

My family invited my bully on vacation instead of me. Mom and

Mom told her boyfriend she wanted a romantic vacation...he was

You thought it was weird your mom went on vacation without the

Mom recommended that my girlfriend date a real man like Chad

Every day during lunch my Asian mom always visits my black bully's

While my mom was getting her cheeks clapped by my bully, I was

Your mom was supposed to teach your bully a lesson. Instead,

You were upset your parents went on vacation without you, so