sorry for the spam ❤️ but i’m [F]eeling myself so much

I had a date with my crush and I was the happiest man on heart,

"Sorry guys, I'm busy tonight..."

Sorry honey, I’m busy tonight

Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I'm... "busy"

Sorry I'm a little excited tonight.

Sorry I was so inactive today, I've been busy helping a friend

Sorry, can’t talk right now, too busy sucking cock 😍

Sorry but I have a lot of bad intentions with who pay more tonight

You Said That You Were Busy Tonight, So I Called Your Best Friend

Sorry lads. Cant go to the pub tonight, my bussy is.... I mean

Sorry hubby I’m a lil busy right now.. watching TV… I mean