Tree trunk thighs courtesy of countless months of stuffing. You

McGregor pissed on a tree in his back garden

Human: tries to save Gus from the tree. Gus: Pees on human.

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Stop humping the tree!

Would you like a barely legal Latina under the Christmas tree?

there's one last gift under the tree

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would you fuck me even if I look like a Christmas tree?

Santa's little helper is the naughtiest present under the tree!