Standing on the kitchen counter in my Chucks.

This pee demonstrates all the ways I am not supposed to do it:

Being naughty and pissing at the kitchen table with the window

On the kitchen counter, in the kitchen sink

Standing on the kitchen counter, having a midnight snack! One

Piss puddle on the kitchen counter!

Squirter Mom Hop Onto The Kitchen Counter & Spread Her Dripping

The kitchen was hot and steamy, and the air was thick with the

Kitchen counter tops were made for fu-…

You can see my grip from a mile away, even when I’m on the

Pissing off my kitchen counter

I accidentally squirted on the kitchen counter 🙈