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You open your phone at work on the toilet to play your fav Gacha

POV: I invite you to Easter dinner w/ my family and while my

Sends me this at work,the text says bring home a friend with

Your wife says hello, is the text you got from your bully

Saved a Raccoon from our work bin (had to re-upload because i

When your girlfriend says she’ll text you later cuz she’s

I send you a late night text that just says “u up”. Wyd?

"Really son? Cosplay and footjobs? You guys are really weirdos,

My neighbor's wife works nights, so every time she goes out,

My uncle swapped bodies with me, without my consent. "I just

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