His wife needed to drain my balls, so I let her get 2 loads😉guess

The grass needed watering

Your girlfriend texted saying I needed to come over and bully

FFS!🙄I forgot the lube at home again...Guess💦will have

I guess I really needed that 🥵

guess he needed another view

I heard you needed some vitamin

I woke up late for work and left home without peeing... I came

I guess I’d been naughty, so I needed some spankings

I warned you that I needed to pee!

I really needed to pee

I really needed to pee, so I peed on the floor