original post: https://redd.it/107p2p0
I’m not sure why they call me Long Jon
MassiveCock by JonnyDarko85
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"Why do u take so long in the bathroom?"
They wonder why my showers take long
And that's why they call me "Piledriver"
Why they call me hungocopter
“Why do you take so long in the shower?” Yeah, I wonder why
My partner asked why I was taking so long
Believe me, it was a really long work call, so I thought I should
Waking up without you on my dick. Guess that’s why they call
This is why it takes me so long for nurses to answer your call
They all call me daddy. Can you see why?
[22] So this is why I’m always so long in the shower
That's why your long distance girl didn't pick up your call....she