Sit on my lap and play with my beard.

Would any ladies like to come sit on my lap?

Anyone wanna sit on my lap?

21 can I sit on anyone’s lap?

Dude it’s alright. I won’t tell anyone you’re a gooner.

Sit on my lap 😙

Come sit on my lap baby ;)

Would you sit on my lap ?

Anybody want to try out the new patio furniture in my very open

Who wants to sit on my lap?

Come sit on my lap

Anyone here who would like to sit on my lap?