"You even dance like a white girl." Said no straight man to her

Shakira said these hips don’t lie.. but they do hypnotize!

Me after you said my panties would look better on the floor

She said she was straight…. That’s a lie

She said she was straight…. That’s a lie

She said she was straight…. That’s a lie

She said she was straight… that was a lie

She said she was straight, that’s clearly a lie 😜

She said she was straight… that was a lie

She said she was straight… that was a lie

She said she was straight… that’s a lie

She said she'd fuck him instead