I only wish I had the dragon’s tail.

Rocket League when my parents walk in...

D Rose, wish she would sit on me like this

HR is on her way for my performance review, any suggestions?

Wish I had a man to send selfies like this

I know you wish you had a "mom" like that

Wish i was with you. BTBF

WYD if you walk in on your stepson doing this

You're my roommate and you walk into the room...what's the first

You walk in on your next door neighbor (me obviously) like this,

Love to go for a walk outside at night and tease you with my

Wish me under the Christmas tree (18f)