getting ready to sit on your [f]ace

Can I sit on your [f]ace?

Can I have a sit on your [f]ace?

May I sit on your [f]ace?

is there any [f]ace available to sit on?

Would you let me sit on your (f)ace?

I need a (f)ace to sit on

POV: I'm about to sit on your [f]ace

Trying to decide which direction I want to sit on your [f]ace.

All this ass and no [f]ace to sit on

I'm always down to sit on your [f]ace

I’ll give you a good view of my ass before I sit on your [F]ace