Hey daddy('s) You got to trim your bush 🤢- I can literally

Hey my eyes are up! Oh wait ..

Did you miss me...hey eyes...oh ok you can watch them if you

Hey my eyes are up! Oh wait ..

Wait for it... oh hey!

Hey my eyes are up! Oh wait…

Hey my eyes are up! Oh wait…

Hey my eyes are up! Oh wait…

Hey my eyes are up! Oh wait…

Oh hey, did you know the Phillies have a home series this weekend?

**Alexis Texas' Bootylicious Adventure: A Tale of Sinful Pleasures**

You walk back into your college dorm after winter break and see