If you’re my roommate, expect me to not wear any underwear

I won’t wear any underwear for you 👅

Is putting on a body harness over my semi-transparent sweater

Let’s go on a date, I won’t wear underwear

forgot to wear underwear today :)

Do you think your wife would hire me as her nanny? I won't wear

I won't wear underwear for easy access

Maybe they won’t mind if I wear no underwear in the gym

Can i still be your roommate if i never wear underwear around

If my roommate knew that every time I wear oversized t-shirts

“Fine, but you have to wear a condom and I don’t want to

I won't wear underwear with you