Any friend to eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

I need a friend who will eat my ass

If I was your neighbor would you eat my ass daily?

Would you eat my friend's ass before mine?

To be my friend, you have to eat my ass three times a week.